Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie

Well, this isn't from a tabloid but it is the type of story the tabloids love to cover: Guardian Unlimited--Victim of cannibal agreed to be eaten:

In one of the most extraordinary trials in German criminal history, the self-confessed cannibal admitted that he had met a 43-year-old Berlin engineer, Bernd Brandes, after advertising on the internet, and had chopped him up and eaten him.

Just more proof that the internet is evil, right?